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Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
Client is the one who doesn¡¯t know why he wants a baby.
Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
Resource Optimization Team thinks they don¡¯t need a man or woman; they¡¯ll produce a child with zero resources.
Documentation Team thinks they don¡¯t care whether the child is delivered, they¡¯ll just document nine months.
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the process to produce a baby.
Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.
HR Manager is a person who believes a donkey can deliver a human baby if given nine months.
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